@n`s#LW q$@vn m`hQmQ sQr#r
a`sQy`wQk rtvl mRl~ b#s@gn wQ@bn bRqEqhmw~, @b`qE h#qQy`vn~ e~ rtvlQn~ awOg` q#mW@m| @q~Xp`lnQk h` a`gmQk kOmn~wYN qQyw~ vn~@n~ vQvQ{ s~vr$p@ynQ. iw` kOrQr# ayRrQnQ. e~v` nQm`vt pw~vn~@n~ ahQAsk @b`qE jny`t @s`~sRm| h` qEk~ k[EU iwQrQ krmQnQ. vQytQn`my ev#nQ irNmkt @g`qEr# @b_q~{ r`j&ykQ. psRgQy sQyv@s~ avsn~ x`g@y~qW sQqEvRNR vQytQn`m| @b_q~{ sAh`ry @m| vnvQt @b`@h`~ @qnkOt amwk vRvkQ. @k`mQyRnQs~tQv`qy, amrQk`nR v&`p~wv`qy h` kYQs~wQy`nQkrNy yn wYQvQ{ bl@v|g vQsQn~ vQvQ{`k`r@yn~ kYQy`w~mk @kr#N v&`p^wQvlQn~ vQytQn`m@y~ bRq~{ X`snyt h` @b_q~{ jnw`vt brpwl h`nQ sQqEvQNQ. @l`~kv`sWn~t e~ bv v#thR@N~ 1963 vs@r\ jRnQ 11 vn qQn sQqEvR @l`mR d#h# g#n~@vn sQq~{QykQnQ. enm|, vQytQn`m@y~ @b_q~{ vQ@l`~pnyt vQ@r`~{y qk~vmQn~ wQc| k~v`n~dk~ hQmQyn~ wm sQr#rt gQnQ wb`@gn bRqEssRnw~, jnw`vw~ @vnR@vn~ qQvQ pQqWmyQ. @mm pRvw p#wQry$@mn~ @l`v pRr` @b_q~{yn~@g~ hqvw~ km|p`vt pw~vQNQ.
h#t hy h#vQrQqQ k~v`n~dk~ hQmQ 1963 jRnQ 11 qQn syQ@g`n~ ngr@y~ jn`kWr\N vQqQyk~ m#qt p#mQN pq~m`sn irQyv|@vn~ v`dQ vQy. xQk~;Rn~ kWpnmk@g~ uqv|@vn~ hQs mwt @ptYl~ hl` gw~ un~vhn~@s~ sQr#rt gQnQ wb` gw~h. @m| sQqEvWm sQy#sQn~ qEtR @d|vQd| h#l~br\sn~tm| nQv|@y`~k~ tyQm|s~ pwYyt v`r\w` kr wQ@bn~@n~ @m| ayRrQnQ.
gQn~@nn~ q#@vn k~v`n~dk~ hQmQyn~ @qst m` a#s~ @y`mR k@L~ ek~vrk~ pmNQ. mt wvw~ e~ qQh` bln~nt @n`h#k. un~vhn~@s~@g~ sQr#r gQnQ q#l~vlQn~ @vUNQ. hQs qEm`r@yn~ v#sRNQ. kYm@yn~ sQr#r apY`NQk vn ayRr# @pNRnQ. mQnQs~ pRUtR g[ pY@q~Xy pRr` hm` yn~nt vQy. avt rFs~v sQtQn vQytQn`m| v#sQyn~@g~ ikQbQ[Em| h` vQl`p hV p#wQr gQ@y~y. km|pnyt pw~ m@g~ @q@nw~vl q k[EU pQr#NQ. ssl bvt pw~ mt vQs~wr kQsQvk~ sthn~ krgn~nt @n`h#kQ vQy. gQn~@nn~ q#@vn k~v`n~dk~ hQmQyn~@n~ sQr#@rhQ ek~ ms~ pQVRvk~ vw~ s#lE@N~ n#w. kQsQm @k[QrQlQ hVk~ un~vhn~@s~@gn~ pQtvR@N~ n#w. un~vhn~@s~ v`dQ vR irQyv|@vn~m nQslv sQtQyh.
k~v`n~dk~ hQmQyn~ bRqEssRn h` @b`qE jny` @vnR@vn~ @m@ls qQvQ pRqn~nt @pLBR@N~ evkt vQytQn`m@y~ sQqE @vmQn~ p#v#wQ @b_q~{ vQ@r`~{W kYQy`q`myn~ v#L#k~vWm s[h` 1963 vs@r\ m#yQ ms eLBRNR bRq~{ vr\; 2507 @vsk~ uw~svy s#mrWmt avhQr kQrWm eyt a`sn~n @h~wOvyQ. @b_q~{ vQ@r`~{W ugY k@w`~lQkykO vR r`j& p`lk dQn~ dQym| @vsk~ u@Ll nQmQw~@wn~ @b_q~{ @k`dQ esvWm h` s#rsQlQ kQrWm whnm| k@L~y. ohR em nQ@y`~gy qEn~@n~ ohR@g~ s@h`~qry` vR @z`~ dQn~ wk~ a`c| .bQ@;`p~ pqvQ pY`p~wQy s#mrWmt vwQk`nR @k`dQy rt pRr` osv` wQ@bn awrwOrqWy. em nQ@y`~gy jnghn@yn~ sQyyt h#w~w$vk~ vR @b_q~{yn~@g~ a`gmQk nQqhs @n`slk` h#rWmkQ. k@w`~lQk p`lky`@g~ kYQy`q`myt e@rhQ vR @b_q~{@y`~ @vsk~ uw~svy p#v#w~vWmt m#yQ 08 vn qQn hR@v| nRvrt rFs~vRh. em s~}`nyt p#mQNQ @p`lQs~ xt@y`~ @b_q~{@k`dQ vns` qm` rFs~vR pQrQst @vdQ w#bRh. nv @q@nk~ eyQn~ mrNyt pw~vRh. @b`@h`~ @qnkOt wOv`l sQqEvQNQ. @b_q~{yn~@g~ vQ@r`~{y wvw~ vr\{ny vQy. @pLp`lQvl gmn~ gw~ @b_q~{yn~ k$g#sR@v| @m| stn~ p`T kQymQnQ.
1. @b_q~{ {jy esvWmt avsr @qnR
2. k@w`~lQkyn~t @qn ayQwQv`sQkm| @b_q~{yn~tw~ lb`@qnR.
3. @b_q~{ xQk~;Rn~t {r\my @q~Xn` kQrWmt h` ey pQLQp#qWmt id @qnR
4. @b_q~{yn~t hQAs` kQrWm nwr krnR.
5. G`wkyn~t qVRvm| qW G`wny vR ay @vnR@vn~ vn~qQ @gvnR.
@m| il~lWm|vlt svn~ @n`qEn~ vQytQn`m| rjy k@L~ @b_q~{ mr\qny wvw~ q#dQ kQrWmyQ. @m`~d wkwQr#vn~ il~ln @q~vl~ q#n~ lb` qW a#w. ovRn~ eyQn~ s$hWmt pw~vQy yRwO y#yQ dQn~ dQym| kQ@v|y. jRnQ ms 03 vn qQn @pLp`lQ y$m whnm| @kr#NQ. e~ g#n @n`wk` vQ@r`~{w` q#k~vR @b_q~{yn~t qEBRr# p#h#wQ vQ; rs`ynQk qYv&yn~ isW@mn~ 67 @q@nk~ wOv`l l#bRh. 1500 k~ pmN hmRq`@v| aw~adAgOvt pw~vRh. @m| sQq~{Q@yn~ @b_q~{@y`~ wvw~ asrN vRh. ek~sw~ vQytQn`m| @b_q~{ sAgm@y~ ILM wWrNy vR@y~ bRqEssRn h` @b`qE jnw`v @b|r`g#nWm s[h` jWvQwy pRj` kQrWmyQ. ehQ sx`pwQ wQc| k~v`n~dk~ hQmQ a#wOU kWpnmk~ sQy k#m#w~@wn~ iqQrQpw~ vRh. 1963 jRnQ 11 vn qQn kYQy`w~mk k@L~ em wWrNyyQ.
mh`y`n @b_q~{ vQgYhy anRv slkn vQt wQv| k~v`n~ dk~ hQmQyn~@g~ kYQy`v qQvQ ns` g#nWmk~ @n`@v|. un~vhn~@s~ wOL sQy qQvQ ns`g#nW@m| @c|wn`vk~ @n`wQbRN b#vQnQ. un~vhn~@s~@g~ armRN vR@N~ hQAs` pWd` vQ[Qn jny` eyQn~ mRqv` g#nWmyQ. e~ s[h` @w`~r` gw~@w~ wm a{Q;~T`n p`rmQw`v pqnm| krgw~ jWvQw pRj`v yQ. ey @b`~{Qsw~w~v cr\y`vkQ. gQnQ q#l~vlQn~ sQr#r q#@v|q~qW k~v`n~ dk~ hQmQyn~t kQsQqE @v|qn`vk~ @n`q#nR@N~ sQ@w~ p#v#wQ q#dQ a{Q;~T`n Xk~wQy nQs`yQ. e~ bv whvRr# @k@rn pRqEm sQqEvWmk~ qk~nt l#bRNQ. k~v`n~ dk~ hQQmQyn~@g~ sQr#r gQn~@nn~ q#vW aU vRvq hqvw @n`q#vW iwQrQ vRNQ. syQ@g`n~ ngr@y~ ey a`rk~;Qwv w#n~pw~ kr a#w. @b_q~{ jnw`v k@w`~lQk p`lkyn~@g~ k^^r v{hQAs`vn~@gn~ @b|r`g#nWm s[h` wQc| k~v`n~ dk~ hQmQyn~ jWvQwy pRj` kQrWmt @pr dQn~ dQym|t lQpQyk~ y#v|@v|y. ey h#[Qn~@vn~@n~ hqv@w~ r#{Qr@yn~ lQyR lQymn yn nmQnQ.
"m@g~ @q@nw~ pQyvWmt @pr mm bRqErqEn~@g~ qhmt sQw @y`mR krmQ. dQn~ dQym| jn`{QpwQwOm`@g~ m` iw` @g_rv@yn~ il~l` sQtQn~@n~ kr#N` qy`v hqv@w~ a#wQ kr@gn jnw`v@g~ yhpwt a#p k#p vn @lsyQ. a`gmQk sm`nw~vy h` m`w^xSmQ@y~ Xk~wQy vr\{ny vn ayRrQn~ ktyRwO krn @lsyQ.
mm @g_vrNWy xQk~;Rn~ vhn~@s~l`t q a`y`cnyk~ krmQ. pRjnWy mh` sAGrw~ny h` gQhQ @b_q~{ jnw`v ek~sw~v sAvQ{`n`w~mkv sm|bRq~{ X`sny a`rk~;` krgn~nt jWvQw pRj`@vn~ ktyRwO kL yRwOyQ."
wQc| k~v`n~ dk~ hQmQyn~ anRgmny kL wQc| mRyn~ @h`n~ hQmQ a@g`~s~wO 04 vn qQn @b_q~{ ayQwQv`sQkm| lb` @qn~n#yQ rjyt blkrmQn~ sQr#rt gQnQ wb`gw~ awr, qRyn~ pn~s@l~ wQc| wn~ wk~ hQmQ a@g`~s~wO 13 vn qQn e~ ayRrQn~m qQvQ pQqE@v|y. a@g`~s~wO 15 vn qQn wQyR qm| pn~s@l~ qQv| k~vn~ xQk~;RNQy q e~ mM gQy`y. ek~ hQmQnmk~ gQnQ wb`gw~@w~ jn`{QpwQ@g~ @s`@h`yRr# a`c| bQ@;`p~ sQtQ syQ@g`n~ k@w`~lQk pl~lQy iqQrQpQtqWy. @m| @Kqjnk sQqEvWm|vlQn~ p`lkyn~@g~ hqvw~ slQw vR@N~ n#w. "xQk~;Rn~ gQnQ wb`gw~w`t apt kmk~ n#h#. ev#nQ ay wvw~ sQtQnv` nm| ovRn~t @ptYl~ lb` @qn~nt apt pRUvn~ y#yQ r`j& p`lk@y`~ kWy. dQn~ dQym|@g~ up@q~XQk`v vR mkr rFjQn (dY#gn~ @l~dQ) nmQn~ h#[Qn~vRN ahAk`r n$nn~dQy dQn~ n&R xQk~;Rn~@g~ jWvQw pRj`v h#[Qn~vR@y amR ms~ pQLQs~sW@m| "b`bQ kQv|" q#mWmk~ vX@ynQ. apt wQ@bn~@n~ b`bQkQv| sn~qr\Xny bl` aw~@p`Lsn~ qWm y#yQ a#y p#vsRv`.
@b_q~{ ayQwQv`sQkm| whvRr# krn @ls il~ln uq~@G`~;N @pLp`lQ qQ@nn~ qQn v#dQvQy. eyQn~ @k`~pyt jn`{QpwQ dQn~ dQym| @pLp`lQkr#vn~t qEtR w#n @vdQ wbn @ls aN krmQn~ 1963 a@g`~s~wO 21 qQn m`r\;l~ nWwQy p#nvWy. syQ@g`n~ ngr@y~ ;`@l`yQ pn~sl @pLp`lQkr#vn~@g~ mRls~}`ny bvt rjyt @w`rwOr# l#bW wQbQNQ. eqQn m#qQym| rF@y~ vQytQn`m| vQ@X~; k`r\y bLk`@y~ @s`l~q`qE@v`~ ;`@l`yQ pn~sl a`kYmNy kLh. @m`@h`wkQn~ a#sR@N~ @vdQ hV, @gY@n~d| pRpRrN hV sh xQk~;R -xQk~;RNWn~ nMn mrhd yQ. @s`l~q`qE@v`~ adQ vQs~sk~ pmN ud b#l~knQyk sQtQ xQk~;Rn~ phLt @hlEh. @gY@nd| gs` bRqEpQLQm sh q`g#b pQpQrvRh. ovRn~@g~ ilk~ky vR@N~ k~v`n~ dQk~ hQQmQyn~@g~ hqvw sh aU w#n~pw~ krVRv v#nsWmyQ. e~ bv q#ngw~ xQk~;Rn~ @qnmk~ krVRv rF@gn pn~sl pQtRps w`p~p@yn~ p#n a#mrQk`nR a`{`r m{&s~}`n@y~ rFkvrNy lb` gw~h. ;`@l`yQ pn~slt hmRq`v phrqW@mn~ G`wny vRN xQk~;R sAK&`v sQy gNnkQ. sQrx`ryt g#nRN xQk~;R sAK&`v 1500 kt a{Qky. syQ@g`n~ ngry hmRq` p`lnyt gw~ awr pRvw~pw~ vlQn~ sQq~{Q v`r\w` kQrWm whnm| @kr#NQ. uq$sn 6.00 t syQ@g`n~ gOvn~ vQqElQ@yn~ jnw`v a#m#wS jn`{QpwQ dQn~ dQym| p#vsR@v| pn~sl~vl @b`~m|b, wOvk~kO a`qW avQ a`yR{ shQwv m#r kN~d`ym| sQtQ nQs` r`j& a`rk~;`v s[h` pn~sl~ a`kYmNy kL bvyQ. ohR pn~sl~ rFskt hmRq`v lv` phrqEnQ. sQylEm pn~sl~ vt` ktRkm|bQ v#tvl~ qm` mRrk`vl~ @yqE@v|y. @pLp`lQ gQy @b_q~{yn~t m#rvryn~@gn~ phr el~l vQy.
qkONR vQytQn`m@y~ @b_q~{ sAh`ryt vQr#q~{v ILMt vWqQ b#s~@s~ p`sl~ LmRn~y. 1963 a@g`~s~wO 25 vn qQn 4000 k~ pmN XQ;&@y`~ uq~@G`~;N@y~ @yqEnh. s#p~w#m|br\ 03 vn qQn vQ@r`~{w` rFlQy p#v#w~vR@N~ 5600 k~ pmN XQ;&yn~@g~ shx`gQw~v@ynQ. rj@yn~ @yqvR k@w`~lQk m#ryn~@gn~ ovRn~t am`nR;Qk v{ hQAs` vQ[Qn~nt sQqEvQy. a#w#mRn~@g~ aw~ p` sQ[QnR l#bQN. a#s~ an~{ @kr#NQ.
b#wQmw~ k@w`~lQkykO dQn~ dQym| 12 vn pQyRs~ @p`~p~wOm` smg sb[km| p#v#w~vR @k@nkQ. k`dQnl~ pY#n~sQs~ s~@pl~mn~ yt@w~ ohR @s~vy kr wQ@b|. 1950 qW dQn~ dQym| a`sQy`@v| rtvl~ ytw~vQjQwkrNyt h` @k`mQyRnQs~tQkrNyt e@rhQ a#mrQk`nR wOn~vn bl@v|g@y~ aAX pY{`n @vs~lQ pQsl~ smg s`kc|C`vk~ pvw~v` a#w. pYAX p`ln@yn~ nQqhs~vWmt a#mrQk` ek~sw~ jnpq@yn~ vQytQn`myt a`yRR{ sh up@qs~ l#bQNQ. dQn~ dQym|t p#vr#@N~ pYAX p`lkyn~ vQytQn`m@yn~ p#n~nWm sh @h`~cQ mQA@g~ @k`mQyRnQs~tQ k#rlQkr#vn~t e@rhQv stn~ kQrWmyQ.
1954 qW pYAXy vQytQn`m@yn~ pQtvQy. 1955 jnmw vQc`rNykQn~ ohR qkONR vQytQn`m@y~ s~v`{Wn r`j&yk~ pYk`Xyt pw~k@L~y. jn`{QpwQ dQn~ dQym| @b_q~{ sAh`ry ptn~ gw~@w~ ew#n~ sQty. ohR@g~ a`qr\X p`T vR@N~ kYQs~wO wOm` qkONR vQytQn`myt p#mQN a#w. mrQy mv qkONR vQytQn`m@yn~ pQtv a#w. yn~n yQ ohR bl`@p`@r`w~wO prQqQ uwOr# vQytQn`m@y~ sQtQ k@w`~lQkyn~@gn~ sQyyt h#tk~ enm| 8,50,000 k~ qkONt sAkYmNy vRh. @m`n~tg~n`d| a`qWv`sW k@w`~lQk@y`~ 2,10000 k~ qkONR vQytQn`m@y~ pqQAcQ krnR l#bRh. @b_q~{ sAh`ry s[h` dQn~ dQym|t Xk~wQy l#bR@N~ jnghN@yn~ sQyyt 11 k~ vR k@w`~lQkyn~@gnQ. hmRq`@v| sh rj@y~ wnwOr#vlt pw~@kr#@N~ k@w`~lQk jnw`vyQ. jn`{QpwQ@g~ @s`@h`yRr` a`c| bQ@;`p~ nQs` k@w`~lQk pl~lQvlt vQX`l pYm`Nyk~ idm| l#bRNQ. 1963 vs@r\ 2507 @vsk~ uw~svy avs~}`@v|qW sQqEvR@N~ k@w`~lQk p`lny yt@w~ sQyyt h#w~w$vk~ vn @b_q~{yn~ aw~vQ[Qn as`{`rNkm|vlt e@rhQv @b_q~{yn~@g~ n#gW sQtWmkQ.
vQytQn`m@y~ sQqEvn am`nR;Qk sQq~{Wn~ pQLQb[ v`r\w` a#mrQk`nR jn`{QpwQ @j`~n~ ef~. @kndQ@g~ av{`nyt @y`mR vQy. k~v`n~ dk~ hQQmQyn~ gQn~@n~ q#@vn ayRr# q#k~@vn C`y`r$py @qs ohR vQmwQ@yn~ bl` sQtQ@y~y. dQn~ dQym| sQqEkL mnR;& sAh`ryt vQp`k @m@l`v qW vQ[W@m| k`ly eLBR@N~ in~psRvyQ. 1963 @n`v#m|br\ 01 qQn @b_q~{ jnw`v@g~ vQ@r`~{w` @pLp`lQy en vQt ohR @s`@h`yRrn~ @q@qn` smg umA m`r\gykQn~ @c`~@l`n~ pQhQtQ pY#n~sQs~ k~@;~vQyr\ pl~lQyt p#n gQ@y~y. ovRhR pRjkvr#n~ @ls @vs~ vl`@gn a#w. @n`v#m|br\ 02 qQn G`wnyt lk~vR dQn~ dQym|@g~ sh @s`@h`yRrn~@g~ mL sQr#r hmRq` mRls~}`ny asl wQbW hmRvQy. ohR@g~ m hmRq` pY{`nQy` em G`wny sQqEkL bv vQX~v`s @k@r\. a#mrQk`nR pRvw~pw~ sQq~{Qy v`r\w` k@L~ sQyqQvQ h`nQ krg#nWmk~ vX@ynQ. syQ@g`n~ gOvn~ vQqElQy p#vsR@v| dQn~ dQym| vsp`ny kr a#wQ bvyQ. nmRw~ ohR@g~ q$w~ pQtRpst b#[ wQbRNR awr, sQr#@r\ w#lEm| qk~nt l#bW a#w. ohR@g~ mL sQr#r mQhQqn~ kr a#w~@w~ a#@mrQk`nR w`n`pwQ k`r\y`ly asl apYsQq~{Q@y~y. ohR@g~ mrN@yn~ avRr#qE wOnkt psR 1971 qW avmAgl ktyRwO pvw~v` a#w.
a#mrQk` ek~sw~ jnpqy uwOr# vQytQn`m@y~ @k`mQyRnQs~tQ p`lnyt e@rhQv qQgtm stn~ kL awr a#mrQk`nR iwQh`s@y~ kU p#l~lm| iwQrQ krmQn~ 1973 m`r\wO 29 vn qQn jn`{QpwQ rQcd| nQk~sn~ vQsQn~ avsn~ a#mrQkn~ @sbL` q vQytQn`m@yn~ ivw~ kr gnR l#bWy. uwOr# h` qkONR vQytQn`m| yRq~{y p#v#wQ k`ly wOL ert bRqEssRnt h` @b_q~{yn~t sQqEvRNR h`nQy iw` vQX`ly. srN`gwyn~ @ls vQ@q~s~vlt pL`gQQy @b_q~{yn~ h#[Qn~@vn~@n~ "@b`tQ pWpl~" yn avmn~ vcn@ynQ. srN`gw @b`@h`~ @qn` kYQs~wQy`nQkrNyt @g`qEr# vW sQtQwQ. nmRw~ vQytQn`m| @b_q~{yn~ @l`v pRr` vQsQry$m nQs` @n`@yk~ rtvl pn~sl~ iqQvW a#w. awWw@y~ sQqEvR @Kqv`cky amwk kr qm` vr\wm`n @k`mQyRnQs~tQ rjy yLQw~ vQytQn`m@y~ @b_q~{ pY@b`~{yk~ a#wQ kQrW@m| uw~s`hyk @y@qyQ. psRgQy @vsk~ ms @l`~k @b_q~{ sm|@m|lnyk~ p#v#w~vWmt ktyRwO k@L~ e~ anRvyQ. ey @b_q~{ sAc`rkyn~ @gn~v` g#nW@m| a`r\}Qk s#l#s~mk~ q @vyQ.
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Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.
Thesis:
'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts'
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990
- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors and Achievements:
- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.
- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.
- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.
References:
- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e . 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize
that I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK
